Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs.
On a romantic day Mr. Bean’s girlfriend asks him,“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Mr. Bean : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.
Mr. Bean was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Mr. Bean "why are you removing the wheel from your auto."
Mr. Bean : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Mr. Bean: Nov 28.
Interviewer: Which year?
Mr. Bean: Oh You Idiot, Every year.
Mr. Bean became a photographer and was focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly relatives beat him. Why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
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Mr. Bean sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Mr. Bean says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend: What is this?
Mr. Bean: ahhhh, I am falling in love!
Four guys one from Harward, one from Oxford one from Texas and Mr. Bean. A common question was asked : What is the fastest thing in world?
Guy from Oxford: Light
Guy from Harvard: Thought
Guy from Texas: Blink of an eye
Mr. Bean: Its loose motions,because last night I was lying in my bed & before I could blink, think or turn on the lights, it was over!
Mr. Bean to a friend: Mr. Zee Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?Mr. Zee: If I guess right, will you give me one?
Mr. Bean: aahhh, I will give both of them.
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Mr. Bean: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Mr. Bean: NA
Professor: What will we get if one atom of BA and two atoms of NA combined? Mr. Bean: BANANA
In bio practical - Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Mr. Bean: I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Mr. Bean: See my legs and tell my name?
